Are you ready to plunge devil-may-care into coworking? Or do you have a more wait-and-see attitude?
Well, as you weigh your options, consider this:
If you sign up as a fulltime coworker before opening day (Jan. 4), you will inducted into a most rarefied level of membership. For having risked your precious reputation on this crazy idea called coworking, you will be forever recognized in the hallowed halls of CoCo as a Co-Founder.
As a Co-Founder, you will be conferred with two, no, three benefits:
- 2009 pricing for life – so, as inflation eats away at the buying power of the almighty dollar, forcing your fellow coworkers to transport wheelbarrows of currency to pay for their memberships, you’ll smugly plunk down your monthly rate of $250.
- A limited-edition Co-Founder mug. We’ve got a ceramic artist on standby to produce this unique vessel, which only Co-Founders will possess. The artist will then be ordered to break the mold and will be banished, so he can never produce this ceramic masterpiece again.
- Eternal life. Of the digital kind, anyway. Your visage will forever grace the CoCo website, on a lovingly crafted Founders page. Thanks to the wonders of the Wayback Machine, your time on Earth will forever be cataloged for future generations to behold.
So, what are you waiting for? Time is ticking. Your future is just one click away! Our fulltime coworking options are below. The juicy buttons beckon you.
Fulltime coworker – $250
You get full use of the space during business hours (8 a.m. to 5 p.m.) for one month.
One-time payment:
Recurring payment:
Fulltime coworker w/ 24/7 keycard access – $300
In addition to fulltime coworking benefits, you’ll get a keycard that lets you come and go any ol’ time you please.
One-time payment:
Recurring payment:
